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Fitch - Why Man? Why?
Given a tube
Of What?
Hot?
Snot?
Pot?
And George

Who who who
Poo pa doo
With Duncan and Jethro
God
How now?
With Cheese!

Right now Jim
Very Slim
Jim
Women there, eh?!

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Dave Samuals

Copyright ©2000 Dave Samuals


Top - And Frank
A Jacket
A Jacket?
Yes, A Jacket!
Potato
A Sock
A Pock?
No, A Sock!
Retard
And why, why, why?
Fredrick
Hit me with
A wrist watch
The familiar song
Pong
Mong
Flong
What
Steve

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Restricted By The 20 Line Limit - No Richard You'r I gave my love a chicken
And burr?
Oldhamers there eh?!
But why? Why oh why?
You, you're Trevor?
Oh no, you're Darren
I beg your pardon
A burr
A burr burr
A burr burr with hurr
burr
I mean burr
Oldham, why?
And so with a turkey ending
We thank Jethro
I laugh
Ha ha ha ha
Ha Trudy

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Dave Samuals

Copyright ©2000 Dave Samuals

Dave's Artistic Vision
"Dave is a progressive, a revolutionary. He aims not at being a household name, but at world domination, at bringing his unique clarity of artistic vision to bookshops, to libraries, to esteemed academic institutions from Cambridge to Timbuctoo. Good on him - it's brilliant to see a young poet doing so well". TLS.

Poetry.com!

"Dave Samuals could possibly be the next Philip Larkin. A real genius." The Guardian.

"Dave's clarity of artistic vision should be an inspiration to all young poets. We will see a wave of young writers steeped in his work in the early 21st century." The Independent.


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